Your mother has forbade you from dating, and when she finds out you disobeyed her, that you got a secret phone? Not only that, but you've been looking at porn, and texting a girl...and worst of all, you've been having sex?!? Well, now she needs to give you The Talk.
No, no the birds and bees. The Talk about how, when she found a sperm donor to get pregnant, she was looking not just for a healthy happy son, but also a lover. Mommy made you just for her, you see. Her perfect, sweet boy, with a perfect, hard cock! You were supposed to stay clear of girls, and sex, and even porn until Mommy could show you everything. It's a beautiful thing, that love. But now, you've given her no other choice. She has to tell you, show you, everything. She has to claim her territory, and make you her good boy